Karina:
noooo my like-dar will NEVER work. That is why you need to be there, or ill get friend molested.
Me:
LMAO, "friend-molested" is a new vocab word
Karina:
I'll be like so yeah dave wants to go to this party
and i think it'll be fun, but he said i should not wear underwear.
why do you think that is? weird right?? and then ill go to the party
and in like 10 minutes call you and be like IT'S A SEX PARTY
AND HE'S TRYING TO DO ME and it'll be your fault
Me:
my fault? You better put batteries in your "Like-dar."
New Phrase- Friend Molested
Means when you are hanging out with a friend drunk or "under the influnce" and he or she has ulterior motives and want to get your pants, but you think he or she is just a caring, helpful friend. This friend is the dependable friend, the friend you haven't known that long, but just seems to always be there and help you out to the point when you just can't understand why they are so generous. For most girls, this is ANY guy you haven't known that long and by long, i mean under six months. Remember any guy who isn't family, potentially has ulterior motives, so just think all of them and be cautious. For Karina, its 99%, for me its hovering around 80 or 75% because I'm a bitch who doesn't pay attention to most guys that I could get easily, most black guys, or guys that aren't hot (This is not my opinion lol. These are not my words about myself). It varies for different types of girls, but usually its around 90% sooo watch out Or you'll get friend molested. For guys, its a little weird and definitely different in terms of percentage, but still, He or she tries to make out with you or succeeds. They take advantage of your oblivious nature or the fact that your shield is down.
