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Check Up

• Dad: Hey T., your mom and I were just thinking you haven't been home for a check-up in a while. You should come down a weekend.
• Me: Yeaaah, you act like I'm avoiding home because I don't want to go to the doctor.
• Dad: I would.
• Me: I'm too busy to come home now. Maybe August. I'll try not to catch the HIV or the GAY before then.